Monday, May 13, 2013

Worst (Best) Poem Ever

Poem from an article by Emily McCombs that you can find at xoJane.
Follow her at @msemilymccombs


I don't use
feminine products
because I am not feminine
at least not when feminine means pink things with unaturally fresh odors
I am 100% hardcore
blood red and not so fresh
I'm the stain on your sheets
in your white cotton panties
I menstruate like a dog
leaving a mess where it falls
and a trail of men behind me
I am not up for pliable cotton penis instruments with super absorbency
or virtual diapers
I am neither a whore
or a child
I am not in need of cleanup
in my vagina aisle
I'm a primal motherfucking woman
and I like to drip
I like my musky scent
and my bloody-mouthed gash
chomping and squishing at intruders

The possible tragic faux hawk future of Heather


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Monday, May 6, 2013

Heather's Fav Spam Email


"...I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe...
wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana"

The Lesbian Menace


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