In this episode our hosts discuss North Korea and fucked up things people think about our lady parts.
Monday, December 29, 2014
Monday, December 15, 2014
Tuesday, December 9, 2014
P-Cast 080: Fisting in the UK
In this episode our hosts discuss banned porn in the UK, plus get a vist from a Russian.
Wednesday, December 3, 2014
P-Cast 079: Lets Get Metaphysical
In this episode our hosts discuss the douche-baggery that is the Smith children.
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
P-Cast 076.1: Champagne Anyone
In this episode our hosts discuss the ass that broke the internet for some reason.
Monday, November 17, 2014
P-Cast 077: Porn Again
In this episode our hosts ramble then eventually discuss a porn again christian.
Monday, November 10, 2014
Monday, November 3, 2014
P-Cast 075: Timely Vagina
In this episode our hosts discuss a almost clever theif who lucked out in the watch department.
Monday, October 20, 2014
P-Cast 074: Accentual
In this episode our hosts talk to an immigrant in the Land Of America and tell her boyfriend to keep his yap shut.
Monday, October 13, 2014
P-Cast 073: Methvestment
In this episode our hosts discuss the joys of buying property, dumb questions and certs.
Monday, October 6, 2014
Monday, September 29, 2014
Monday, September 22, 2014
P-Cast 070: Grandma Will Help, Dear
In this episode our hosts discuss old ladies helping you get off and hard candy.
Monday, September 15, 2014
Monday, September 8, 2014
P-Cast 068: Etta For Serious
In this episode Heather tries to bitch about her life and Etta ain't having it. Sorry.
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
P-Cast 067: Heather Has Issues
In this episode our hosts discuss how Heather is the pot calling the kettle black in her relationship and gross undies.
Monday, August 25, 2014
P-Cast 066: Heather Loves D + V
In this ep our hosts discuss drawing dicks while exercising and pussy drawings.
Monday, August 18, 2014
P-Cast 065: Lesbians Be All Like
In this episode our hosts discuss the true meaning of words to lesbians...and crafts.
Monday, August 11, 2014
Monday, July 21, 2014
Monday, July 14, 2014
P-Cast 062: Cosmo Please
In this episode our hosts and their wives discuss how whack Cosmo sex tips are.
Monday, July 7, 2014
P-Cast 061: Cock. In or Out?
In this episode our hosts discuss what type of sex is trending this year. Lots of fisting.
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
Monday, June 23, 2014
Monday, June 16, 2014
P-Cast 058: HooHah PeekABoo
In this episode our hosts discuss looking at your lady bits then decorating them.
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Monday, June 9, 2014
Tuesday, June 3, 2014
Monday, June 2, 2014
P-Cast 056: CoverGurl
In this episode our hosts discuss what not to put in your vaginal opening and Heather's amazing past.
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Monday, May 26, 2014
P-Cast 055: Come Out to the Cate Cafe
In this episode our hosts discuss coming out messages and the world famous cat cafe.
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Monday, May 19, 2014
Monday, May 5, 2014
P-Cast 053: Blame It On The Rain
In this episode our hosts discusss where not to keep a firearm, Nicole's horrible day and lesbian polygamy.
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Monday, April 28, 2014
Monday, April 21, 2014
P-Cast 051: Which One Is It
In this episode our hosts discuss Buzzfeed's quiz "Sex Position or Gay Bar?" also once again SVU makes an appearance.
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Monday, April 14, 2014
P-Cast 050: Lesbians In The Wild
In this episode our hosts discuss how to deal with a lesbian if you encounter one in the wild.
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Monday, April 7, 2014
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Monday, March 24, 2014
Va jay jay cups
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Monday, March 17, 2014
Monday, March 10, 2014
P-Cast 045: Bird Cast
In this episode our hosts discuss a random array of topics from podcasting about birds and asshole teens to people living with mannequins.
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Monday, March 3, 2014
P-Cast 044: Ye Old Douche
In this episode our hosts discuss Heather's failing body and weird archeological finds.
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Monday, February 24, 2014
P-Cast 043: What Makes Us Dry
In this episode our hosts discuss the various things in life that make them dry. From aspiring "rock stars" to static cling.
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Monday, February 17, 2014
P-Cast 042: Best Of...5 Outta 20
In this episode Nicole and her wife, Sarah, chat about the Nicole's top 5 clips of the first 20 shows.
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Monday, February 10, 2014
The Practical Lesbian's Guide: Mall Shopping
Being born and raised in New Jersey basically makes me an expert of all things mall related. Now I will admit, I do have a healthy distaste for shopping centers even though I have been surrounded by them my whole life. In theory the concept of a mall seems practical, but in reality shopping in one is far from it. Unfortunately there are times when I do feel the need for immediate gratification and have to venture out to purchase an item in person. If you share my attitude towards the sometimes unavoidable occurrence of shopping in a mall then follow my advice. We can get through this together as painlessly as possible. And since lesbians are like snowflakes, I know there's a lot of you out there that love a trip to your local retail gauntlet. This guide may not be for you but please read on, because I am funny and I like attention.
I tackle each shopping excursion like a tactical mission. Quick in, acquire goal then immediate exit. This can only be accomplished with pre planning your entire trip. Don’t just show up to the mall, park anywhere and head on in. This will just lead to a long shopping disaster and eventual mental breakdown. First you must decide on the store or stores you need your precious items from and then pick the closest parking area. I personally tend to park a little further from the entrance. You may have to walk further, but you avoid crazed shoppers fighting over spaces and soccer moms in SUV tanks backing into you when you try to leave. Before you enter you should know your route and never deviate. Don’t be distracted by all the human noise that surrounds you, that is how the mall gets into your soul. Once you possess your goods, you now need to haul ass back to your car. With enough experience you can use the shortcut you came up with on the way in to make an even quicker escape.
The biggest mistake you can ever make is going into an anchor store solely as a means to enter the mall. There are too many variables to contend with that even someone with my level of knowledge should avoid these stores at all costs. First off, there is entrance & exit confusion. I think these stores are planned to make it next to impossible to find the entrance to the mall. It forces you to walk around aimlessly in hopes that you will buy their flowy tunic tops and handbags. When you finally do find the way out it is always through the Perfume Thunderdome. I have never had one of these salespeople spray me in the face like you always see on TV. Otherwise I would be writing this from jail cell due to my assault conviction. They are still pretty annoying though, trying to shove their scented cards in your vicinity or offer you a makeup session. I didn't come to the mall to leave looking like Mimi from Drew Carey, but thanks for the offer.
As stated in Tip #1, your goal is to get in and out of the shopping establishment as quickly as possible. Vendors will only slow you down. If you make eye contact with them, it is inviting them to approach and offer you some strange item or service. You must be vigilant. Strike down that threading request. No, I don’t need hair extensions or a remote control helicopter. And is that a dead ferret attached to a battery powered ball? This is madness!
The food court is an evil temptress. All seemingly tasty choices packed into one small area. But don’t be drawn in, you will come out an hour later confused and bloated. There is no need to purchase anything there. Half of the places are just mini versions of fast food you can get anywhere outside the mall and the other half are bound to give you intestinal problems. You would never drive anywhere outside the mall to just get a bubble tea or ice cream in pellet form, so don’t be swayed when you’re on your shopping mission.
Lastly, the only circumstance I can’t help you with is shopping with a significant other that doesn't share your mall views. You will just have to suck it up and find the nearest seating area full of downtrodden men. They will look up from their iPhones and give you a knowing look as you join them to sit in silence. Good luck, my fallen comrade.
Monday, February 3, 2014
P-Cast 040.2: Token Mo Time
In this episode our hosts sit down with a real life homosexual and hear his thoughts on massages and vaginas.
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P-Cast 040: Muffin With A Cherry
In this episode our hosts discuss trans dating and the usual rambling nonsense.
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Monday, January 27, 2014
P-Cast 039: Laverne And Leia
In this episode our hosts discuss Laverne & Leia doing the nasty, lez penguins, hairy mannequins and the hottest lesbian bars.
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Monday, January 20, 2014
P-Cast 038: ClusterF**k
In this episode our hosts discuss why lesbian sex is the tits, all while being interrupted by a baby and God's messengers.
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Monday, January 6, 2014
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