Monday, May 13, 2013

Worst (Best) Poem Ever

Poem from an article by Emily McCombs that you can find at xoJane.
Follow her at @msemilymccombs


I don't use
feminine products
because I am not feminine
at least not when feminine means pink things with unaturally fresh odors
I am 100% hardcore
blood red and not so fresh
I'm the stain on your sheets
in your white cotton panties
I menstruate like a dog
leaving a mess where it falls
and a trail of men behind me
I am not up for pliable cotton penis instruments with super absorbency
or virtual diapers
I am neither a whore
or a child
I am not in need of cleanup
in my vagina aisle
I'm a primal motherfucking woman
and I like to drip
I like my musky scent
and my bloody-mouthed gash
chomping and squishing at intruders

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